This my first blog post on my first personal website. I am not exactly sure what I will post about or that anyone will bother to read my thoughts but, hey - I won't turn down a chance to talk. I predict that this will be as unorganized and chaotic as talking to me tends to be. I'm sure this will be a blend of personal anecdotes, pop culture, and self aggrandizing bullshit. I do not have the best grammar - nor do I know how to properly use punctuation. But really, when has that ever stopped me? If you don't like my stories - write your own.